Frootbat Friday

Ears forward, the mighty Frootbat spots his prey...



His eyes glowing with rage, he waits for the opportune moment to kill his target....



.....The grey tailed rat has no idea his fate is sealed.





Mwa ha ha! To be continued....



HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Meezer Rule:



Don't allow yourself to be bothered by catty comments. It is not your fault that you are a stunning siamese. Always remain proud.

Yours, bashful and shy


HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Trauma Tuesday

Greetings, dearest followers...



As you can see, my lot has not improved in the slightest. In fact, things have got slowly and steadily worse.

Firstly, the human vacated the hovel to care for her mother aka Cripella De Ville. She is back now but getting the stern silent treatment from yours truly.

Secondly, I keep getting trapped under stinky Mao.

I haven't been able to update my blog for the above reasons. It is nothing short of tragic.

Yours, wondering when it will ever end


HRH Yao-Lin xx

The Very Hungry Cat

Once upon a time there was a very hungry cat. A VERY hungry cat.

On Monday, he ate some cereal:





On Tuesday, he demolished some left over roast beef:




On Wednesday, the poor starving cat rummaged through the neighbour's bins to retrieve the only sustenance he could find - a left over MacDonald's cheeseburger:






On Thursday the very hungry cat became outraged when his human called him 'porky'.




The poor boy is clearly wasting away.

Yours, starving as always


HRH Yao-Lin xx

Meezer Monday

WIPE YOUR PAWS! THIS INSTANT!!



HRH Yao-Lin xxx

Wordy Wednesday

No, human, I am NOT going to tell you where I have been today. Nor will I divulge the reason I am this stinky. In fact, I am insulted you even ask - I am NOT smelly at all, I don't honk and I have NOT been rolling around in cat urine all day.

Now leave me alone before I bunnykick you into oblivion.

Yours, rolling around in the sunshine and NOTHING ELSE



HRH Yao-Lin

Thoughts on Thursday

Once upon a time, there was a handsome siamese prince who thought that humans were interesting ceatures, sent to this earth purely to make his regal life a happy one.



Then he met his current human slave and realised the Gods were ridiculing his pitiful existence.

Yours, thinking life is a big fat joke at his expense


HRH Yao-Lin